Why Should You Listen To Me?

I know tons of you are wondering this question. Why in the hell should we listen to this person on the internet about constipation and stuff like that. Well I guess you really do not have to listen to anything that I say. I would however recommend it because I have quite a bit of experience in constipation. Growing up it was a big problem for me and I know more than most people about this.If you do not trust me then we are not really going to have a good relationship here. So if you do not want to listen to anything I say, I understand. Just know that you are probably not going to get my help ever again. And you will probably not end up learning anything. Think about this for a little while. :) Now for everybody who will stick around through the thick and thin times I love you all. You are the reason why I get out of bed in the morning! :)